Bonds: "I can tell you my testicles are the same size. They haven't shrunk.

This ESPN article is so funny. He kinda admits to using steroids... sorta.

You know what's funny about this stuff. Nobody is even asking him any questions. He's just talking about his "boys" for no reason.

Bonds even brought up another alleged side affect of using steroids, a reduction in size of genitalia.

"They say it makes your testicles shrink,'' he said. "I can tell you my testicles are the same size. They haven't shrunk. They're the same and work just the same as they always have."

Here he goes about his head.

"What's all this about my head size?" Bonds asked. "My hat size is the same today as when I started. My head hasn't grown.

Breaking News: Angels beat the Pads 6-4

Also Teddy flat out called Bonds a cheater.

Tim Flannery made his first appearence in the Padres Broadcast Booth. He seemed alright. I'm so used to just Ted and Jerry that I'll admit it was a little weird.

Using Microsoft Excel to your Advantage in Fantasy Baseball

This Microsoft article tells you how to use Excel to pick the perfect fantasy team. The example is football but...

Of course, the same methodology I've described for selecting a fantasy football team can be applied to baseball or basketball fantasy leagues. Enjoy!

My Secret Source tells me:

The key is finding some place to give you good projections

Klesko and Wife

Here's a picture of Klesko and wife from some country music fundraiser

P.S. -- Look at this picture of Richie Sexson. Man horrible "frosted tips".

UPDATE: Didn't his wife used to be his personal trainer for a long time? Is that how major leaguers stay in shape? They hire real hot personal trainers and then eventually marry them?

Another Baseball Dream? Yes.

Dex has been having baseball dreams recently about guys name Soojay. I had one last night where an old Ted Williams was staggering around the ticket office trying to buy tickets. Nobody was helping him so I went up to help him walk and get his ticket. The guy at the ticket office was charging him 16 bucks for a field level ticket. This is when I realized it was a dream! Freakin' Petco! Anyhow I thought that was expensive in the dream so I was asking him if there was a discount for seniors or for Hall of Famers. There wasn't. That's all I remember.