What Did Jerry Do Today? Vol. III
He followed the directions to the ballpark that were left for him. He got to the park and ran into Mike "Swanee" Swanson, Media Director for the Diamondbacks. Swanee told him he was at the wrong park. After initially believing Swanee was joking with him, he then tried to make his way to the correct ballpark via route 22. Along the way, he saw a police officer writing out a ticket to a motorist. He decided to ask for directions. He pulled up behind the officer, got out of the car, and walked over. The police officer proceeded to give him "H-E-double hockey sticks" for parking illegally and sneaking up on him.
I misheard initially so this is corrected from:
He dropped his cell phone in a puddle and it broke.
(I missed the first bit of it. Was there more?)